Facts about Legs-go-all-the-way-up Miku

Tagged by bae @Velocibrute



idk how many facts i gotta do so lets just start writing and not stop until Legs-go-all-the-way-up Miku slowly starts to wrap her legs around my neck as if to strangle me... i guess that is when Feli must stop.

1. despite Legs-go-all-the-way-up Miku not having any genitals that we know of, she insists on wearing pants, always hanging just above her knees as she cannot hold them up any other way. She owns around 160 pairs and has names for them all.

2. she loves nightcore and will only wake up if i play nightcore through her keyhole in the morning. 

3. some say that she used to live in Tanzania but caused atrocities and their king Spyro 'help i cant stop pissing' the Dragon had to banish her to Vietnam.

4. I first found her quivering under a pile of leaves next to my rotting box house.

5. are we human...? or are we MikuMikuDancers?

6. she has tried many times to shave her legs, but the hair is empowered by some sort of magica girl sparkle... therefore cannot be cut down because it has the power of friendship and self love. 

7. the flower on her ankle is worn to show bwois that she is a lil slut, but will kick you if you try anything

8. her and Levi ' i like 15 year old boys' Ackerman share a great grandson. we don't know who gave the sperm.